Tuesday, December 1, 2009

last night i met a dog named puff daddy, but tonight:

homeless guy #1 on a stoop: (vigorously shakes his head)

homeless guy #2 on a crate next to homeless guy #1: get outta hea you ol miserable bastard, your urine smells. i'm sickaya. your urine smells.

homeless guy #3 (leaning to the right): ah shut the fuck up ya ol prick. YOUR fuckin urine smells.

homeless guy #2: get outta hea before i knock your teeth out.

homeless guy #1: he ain't even got any teef.

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